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Odell Beckham Jr. unveiled his custom Cleveland Browns Rolls Royce Today

We all know Odell Beckham Jr. has a tendency to be melodramatic on and off the field. We also know OBJ produces catches and highlights while backing up the talk on the football field. Now he's backing up his ALL CLEVELAND BROWN talk with the Dawg Pound with this custom Rolls Royce that will get them barking loud and clear.

 



No lie I'm digging what OBJ is doing. He's all in for the Browns which is hardly ever seen or much less said. It started last season with rookie QB Baker Mayfield taking over the league by storm and turning the worst NFL franchise into a winner. Now it continues into 2019 with Baker to Odell ready to make good headlines for a devout and loyal Cleveland fan base that has waited for eternity for anything good to happen.
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The NBA Draft Lottery is tonight and yes I will be watching the Zion Williamson sweepstakes

You will never guess which NBA team I'm rooting for tonight to win the Zion lottery or otherwise known as the 2019 NBA Draft Lottery.  Ever since last season when the Atlanta Hawks traded away Luka Doncic draft rights to Dallas for Trae Young and a protected 1st round draft pick I have dreamed about Youtube sensation Zion Williamson in a Hawks red uniform.  Zion is the biggest polarizing superstar to enter the draft since Lebron.  He's a marketing dream and also a franchise turning player. 

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The Hawks have a roughly 10% chance of winning the #1 pick.  If there is a basketball God they will let Atlanta finally get the chance to draft the best overall player.  Fuck Cleveland and fuck New York.  You guys don't deserve Zion.  Atlanta wants Zion.  Atlanta needs Zion.  Team him up with Trae and John Collins and you are looking at an Eastern Conference contender immediately.  Convince free agent Kevin Durant to play in the hip hop capital of the world and you are looking at a top 5 favorite next season.

Sweet baby Jesus give me Zion in Atlanta.  Do it.

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Cover Boy: Notre Dame Safety Alohi Gilman Hits 2019 Lindy's College Football Preseason Magazine National Cover


Notre Dame senior safety Alohi Gilman has earned a spot as one of the covers of this year's Lindy's Sports College Football Preview Magazines. The Naval Academy transfer was such a huge hit for the Notre Dame defense last season in helping lead the Fighting Irish to their first CFB playoff berth ever in 2018 it was impossible to ignore the Hawaiian product for the cover.

Gilman aka "Admiral Crunch" was recently named the 27th best college football  player returning in 2019 by Athlon Sports.  If Notre Dame is to get back to the playoffs it is expected of Gilman (#1 ranked safety) to be a defensive captain not only on the field but off it.  Last season Gilman earned Walter Camp Defensive Player of the Week honors after his performance vs Syracuse (2 INTs) and finished the season with 76 total tackles after making 12 starts.

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Almost 24 hours later and I'm still not certain if this Ronald Acuna Jr Home Run has landed

 

Just an absolute piss rocket off of Ronald Acuna Jr's bat. If that outfield brick wall didn't get in the way I'm thinking this ball might have landed in Augusta on the 18th hole. The scary thing about Acuna is everybody says he hasn't really caught his groove yet this season. Well he's got 5 Home runs and an OPS over 1.000 already. It's gonna be fucking frightening to National League pitchers when he does find his groove. 

 

Not sure I believe the statcast numbers on this ball hit. That ball would have gone at least 462 miles not 462 feet if that stupid brick wall didn't get in the way.  Fucking nerds always messing up shit.

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Photo reveals Kirby Smart punishing UGA Football Players Robert Beal and Brenton Cox the old fashion way

UGA linebackers Robert Beal and Brenton Cox got into some trouble last week when their dorm RA called the cops and got them arrested for minor possession of marijuana.  We can argue whether or not smoking weed should be against the law but the point remains it is still illegal in the state of Georgia.  Head coach Kirby Smart was not happy with another distraction with his players (6 arrested this offseason) and told the media their discipline would he handled "internally." 

Judging by the picture above taken at Sanford Stadium this week Beal and Cox were getting the good old fashion "stadiums" as punishment.  Doing stadiums is difficult in itself in shorts and t-shirts but imagine trying to do it in full uniform and pads.  Kirby clearly is trying to "Kirbstomp" his players into thinking they can just get away with a little weed.  Not on his watch.  Things haven't exactly been all shits and giggles in Athens lately.  The Bulldogs blew another game vs Alabama in December, this time in the SEC Championship, and their chances to get back into the playoffs.  They followed that up by bitching and moaning about going to the Sugar Bowl only to be destroyed by Texas and finishing the season at 11-3.  We will see if the "internal" discipline helps get UGA football back on the winning track.

Ironically the UGA G-Day game aka spring game is next week on 4/20.  Also in case you were wondering the players got arrested in their dorm room which is you guessed it: 420A.

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The Cardinals Marcell Ozuna with the MLB Catch of the Year

Remember that time you were piss drunk and you thought you could just slide down the banister all nonchalant and impress your friends? Well the Cardinals Marcell Ozuna decided to do it in front of 40,000 diabetics and make them all laugh out loud at your own inability to handle your equilibrium/shit. My favorite reaction is the Dodgers bullpen. They looked like they just witnessed a David Blaine card trick in South Central. With this beautiful display of glove work that surely brought tears to Andruw Jones or Jose Canseco's eyes we can all but wrap up the Gold Glove for Mr. Ozuna here. Congrats you goofy bastard.

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John Daly keeping it real in the Augusta Hooters Parking lot, signing chick's asses

 

John Daly is the definition of a guy who just doesn't give a fuck.  It's called a "No Fucks Given" attitude and Daly has been the president of the club for over two decades now.  It's always nice on The Masters week to see Daly selling his merch in the Hooters parking lot up the street from Augusta National.  It's become a tradition unlike any other.  I'm not even shitting on it.  Hell I participated a few years ago when I drove out to Augusta and hung out with the living Arkansas legend himself for a few moments with a cold Bud Light talking merch with him.  Next thing you know Daly takes a few of these road beef golf broads into his Winnebago and teaches them how to fore play with his bag of balls.  Respect.  And now Daly is signing his Hancock all over their butts.  The legend lives on...

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Ronald Acuna and Dansby Swanson keep swinging their big tomahawk dicks all over Coors Field

Ruh roh. Ronald Acuna is heating up in the Mile High City. His 4th HR of the season to dead center got the Braves off to an early lead.

And not to be outdone Lieutenant Dansby has his high altitude legs and hit his 4th HR of the season too...

With the young bats mushroom tipping their big tomahawk dicks all over the Rockies pitching early on tonight it should be easy sailing for starter Max Fried. I'm not gonna say Fried looks like a young Tom Glavine out there but I'm not not gonna say it. Fried is throwing fucking wiffle ball darts and he's like the Braves 8th ranked pitching prospect. Holy shit it's insane the amount of young talent dripping out of their pimply pores.

Chop On!

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Elizabeth Hurley still has her heater as seen on her Instagram

 

Elizabeth Hurley is 53-years-old and still has her mid 20's fastball. We haven't seen a prime extend this long since Barry Bonds entered a Balco lab. She knows what she is doing too by posting these little videos on Instagram. Oh look a little golden light shower on my chest while I smile all innocently.  You don't fool me Ms. Hurley.

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Rory McIlroy's brought his ace caddie today to Augusta National, his wife Erica Stoll

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Rory McIlroy is a 29-year-old professional golfer who happens to be a four-time Major champion but even if one of those doesn't include the elusive green jacket Rory is clearly a winner just by looking at his gorgeous caddie in Augusta this week. As you can see it's his wife, Erica Stoll, who brought her A+ smile game to the Masters practice round. Will lady luck finally pay off for Rory at Augusta National?  It remains to be seen as long as he keeps Dustin Johnson and Tiger Woods away!

Let's take a look at Erica...

Find someone who looks at you the way Erica looks at Rory and you will be hitting hole-in-ones for the rest of your life.  Also doesn't hurt to have about $130 million in the bank.

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