Give Marcell Ozuna a gold glove right now @Starting9 pic.twitter.com/lR8uw9TBfj— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 10, 2019
Remember that time you were piss drunk and you thought you could just slide down the banister all nonchalant and impress your friends? Well the Cardinals Marcell Ozuna decided to do it in front of 40,000 diabetics and make them all laugh out loud at your own inability to handle your equilibrium/shit. My favorite reaction is the Dodgers bullpen. They looked like they just witnessed a David Blaine card trick in South Central. With this beautiful display of glove work that surely brought tears to Andruw Jones or Jose Canseco's eyes we can all but wrap up the Gold Glove for Mr. Ozuna here. Congrats you goofy bastard.