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If you had Desmond Howard on your "most likely to get fired" on-air personality for ESPN this year the safe bet is you will be collecting soon.  This morning on ESPN's College Game Day Howard, who is known for his idiotic predictions and lack of English grammar as much as his Heisman Trophy winning days at Michigan, made the joke he would have to "choke a bitch" in order for Michigan to beat Ohio State this season.

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Call me naive but I don't think it's wise to say "choke a bitch" on live air in Disney World in front of millions of impressionable ears. I know Howard is referring to the old Dave Chappelle skit with Wayne Brady high on PCP but you gotta know when to say "choke a bitch" and that's not the right time. The only thing that might save Desmond his job during this whole #MeToo movement we are in right now was he could claim he was saying "Djokovic"... 

Nope.  No way Desmond survives.  He was already horrible at his job.  This just gives ESPN another legit reason to fire him.  Also that prediction of Iowa State winning the Big 12 was another great "joke" by Desmond.

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NFL Week 3 Preseason Predictions

So far, we’ve made a killing against the NFL Odds this 2019 NFL preseason.

You see, most people think that preseason ball is unpredictable. And to an extent they are right. You don’t know who you are going to see on the field or how much time they are going to get during each week of play. So, it’s nearly impossible to predict the personnel matchups. 

But that doesn’t mean you can’t predict the outcomes. Instead of looking at personnel and teams, you just need to look at head coaches, regardless of the team they are running. 

Week 2 of preseason saw Mike Tomlin and the Pittsburgh Steelers smash Andy Reid and the KC Chiefs – as we expected because Tomlin was 8-5 in PS Week 2 situations (now 9-5) going against an 8-12 Andy Reid (now 8-13). Bill O’Brien was on our list to win because he was previously 5-1 in Week 2, going against Matt Patricia who, although a small sample size, cares not about preseason victories. We also knew that Baltimore would smash Green Bay and that Carolina would likely get the win over Buffalo … all because of the coaches. 

So what about Week 3? Are there any standouts that you should keep your eye on?

Preseason Picks for Week 3

Andy Reid 12-8 vs. Kyle Shanahan 0-2

The Chiefs are worth a good hard look to win in Week 3, especially since they have already followed their standard Reid-trend of a Week 2 loss. Look for Andy Reid to get his token preseason win against Kyle Shanahan and the San Francisco 49ers at home on August 24th. 

Andy Reid loves to win in Week 3, and Shanahan at 0-2 is a small sample size but we have to go with the proven trend. Another factor to consider is the 49ers play on Monday night and then have a short turnaround for Week 3 on Saturday. 

Sean Payton 10-3 vs. Adam Gase 1-2

This one is a bit difficult because the Saints squeaked out a two-point win over the Chargers in California. And now, they have another road game in Week 3 where they visit MetLife and face the Jets. Adam Gase is 1-2 during Week 3, and I would think that he would maybe try to get the home win even with his losing Week 3 record. However, he pulled out a pretty solid victory over the Falcons in Atlanta in Week 2, so we should expect Sean Payton to move to 11-3 in Week 3 PS situations. 

John Harbaugh 8-3 vs. Doug Pederson 2-1

John Harbaugh likes getting his preseason wins. It’s just what he does. He’s 13-1 in Week 1, 10-3 in Week 2, and 8-3 (soon to be 9-3) in Week 3. Doug Pederson is relatively new as a head coach, and I would lean for him to try and put forth some effort to avoid the loss in Philadelphia; give the fans something to cheer for if he didn’t just already smash the Jacksonville Jaguars 24-10 in Week 1. Put your money on Harbaugh and his preseason ego to go into Philadelphia and get another preseason win before he relaxes a bit in Week 4.

Mike Tomlin 7-5 vs. Vrabel 0-1

Now, this lean isn’t as strong as say Harbaugh’s or Reid’s, but Tomlin is another one of the rare head coaches in the NFL that really enjoys getting his preseason wins in. Vrabel, a defensive mind, doesn’t seem to care either way. He is more concerned with assessing his pieces in play than striving for the win. Plus, the Titans put down the Eagles in Week 2, which was Vrabel’s first-ever preseason win. Understanding the way he coaches leads me to believe that with a win under his belt, he will be more focused on individual players and team cohesiveness than calling plays to win the day. Take Tomlin to win.

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These rising sophomores are expected to contribute in a big way for the Fighting Irish this fall.

Center Jarrett Patterson - Patterson made the transition from tackle to center in the spring with no issues.  In fact he locked on to the starters job early replacing departing senior Sam Mustipher.  Patterson will be the only starter on the line with no starting experience but he's been getting rave reviews all spring, summer and now fall.

WR Lawrence Keys III - Initially Keys was not on my list at all but with the injury (broken collarbone) to starter Michael Young last week and the "suspension" of fellow sophomore Kevin Austin it has opened up a starting spot for Keys.  Expected to line up at Z receiver next to starters Chris Finke and Chase Claypool Keys brings quickness and the ability to get open along with tremendous speed.  Keys also has a firm grasp of the playbook which has earned him starting reps over fellow sophomores Braden Lenzy and Joe Wilkins Jr.

LB Jack Lamb - Right now it looks like it's a battle between Lamb and returning senior Asmar Bilal for the starting BUCK LB position.  Lamb is coming off injuries in both his senior season in high school and his freshman season last year but appears to be fully healthy now.  Lamb brings the length (6'4), speed and range rarely seen at the inside linebacker position at ND and I fully expect DC Clark Lea to unleash Lamb this season.  He's gonna be a great LB.

DT Jayson Ademilola - Last season Jayson played early on in his freshman season behind Jerry Tillery after Myron Tagovailoa-Amosa was lost to injury.  Earning the most snaps out of his class gave Ademilola valuable experience and he is expected to back up MTA this season.  But make no mistake Jayson could eventually earn the starters spot because he was highly efficient last season against the run (hint vs Georgia and Michigan).

TE Tommy Tremble - Tremble wasn't on my initial list like Keys III but after starter Cole Kmet suffered a collarbone injury too he is now the projected #2 tight end behind Brock Wright.  Tremble brings elite speed (timed in 4.5 coming out of HS) and has already formed a bond with starting QB Ian Book this fall.  Tremble reminds me a lot of Evan Engram coming out of Ole Miss.  He's basically a WR who can line up inside at tight end but blow past safeties and LBs trying to cover him.  If Book can hit him in stride expect a lot of explosive plays from Tremble this season.

Others: CB Tariq Bracy, CB/S Houston Griffith, LB Shayne Simon, WR Braden Lenzy, WR Kevin Austin, WR Joe Wilkins Jr, QB Phil Jurkovec, RB Jahmir Smith

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Oh man that catch by #24 Tommy Tremble has me excited about his potential at tight end. With starter Cole Kmet out with the broken collarbone I look forward to seeing more of Tremble on the field at least early on in the season.  There's not a lot of big tight ends that can run legit 4.5 which Tremble did before fall camp.  And those hands?  Oh my.  Just need him to get open for Ian Book this season and we could be talking breakout player for the Fighting Irish.

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Ronald Acuña Jr. can fly. pic.twitter.com/IxsjSZqRwB

— FOX Sports South (@FOXSportsSouth) August 16, 2019

You might as well just give the kid the MVP Award. Sorry Cody Bellinger. Sorry Christian Yelich. You can't soar over fences like Superman the way Acuna does it with ease. He's gonna do 40/40 at the age of 21 and leads the league in runs, stolen bases and hits. Not to mention stolen home runs.

Say it out loud: M-V-P

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UPDATE: He hits his 35th HR of the season to creep even closer to Bellinger and Yelich for the MLB HR lead.

Seriously, he does it all.#ChopOn pic.twitter.com/hIZp8hP0Gg

— Atlanta Braves (@Braves) August 16, 2019

BREAKING: Dale Earnhardt Jr. & Wife on Board Plane That Went Down In Fiery Crash In Tenn. - https://t.co/a7ZrE5GgMq pic.twitter.com/Bp5hXaQgWa

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 15, 2019

Dale Jr must have had Sr. looking after him here. I don't even know how you can survive a small, private plane crash that is engulfed in flames. It's either some Final Destination shit going on or Dale Jr has some dirt on the Clintons.

Reports out of Tennessee are everybody survived and are OK.  Whew!

Elizabethton Fire Chief Barry Carrier said all of the passengers were able to get out safely including Dale Earnhardt Jr. and his wife.

Three passengers were onboard when the plane crashed. All are expected to be OK.

We are officially only 9 days away from College Football kicking off.  To ease the slow pain of the offseason and to get the blood flowing I present you some football porn aka 2019 College Football Pump Up video.  We are almost there fam!

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Leveled up, Circa ‘66.

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Good for Halle Berry.  Most 53-year-olds would have hangers down to their belly button but thanks to her great genetics and daily workout/yoga routine she's looking firm as a brand new breast lift.

This instagram post brings back memories of Berry's "Swordfish" days...

Halle is a member of the over 50 club which includes the likes of Elizabeth Hurley, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez and Christie Brinkley.  It's an elite club that only gets better with age.