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The balls on this old lady are dragging the cigarette ash around her feet at Bryant-Denny Stadium.  Good lord she just puffed her cigarette in front of this officer like he was some minion from Auburn.  "How dare you disturb my smoking you commoner!"  Got to love the way she pulled the old person card and went dead weight as soon he grabbed her.  Just completely lost all motor functions, legs no longer work.

Do better Alabama.  I would rather deal with drunk people than cigarette smoke all in my face.

“I’m just blocking man.” -@mmcglinch68

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Whether it be blocking people on social media or opening holes for #33Trucking to drive through Notre Dame left tackle Mike McGlinchey is a man of few words but many pancake blocks.  He's the Bubba Gump of blocks whether it be hoops blocking, fidget spinner blocking, jenga blocking and the occasional cock blocking.  McGlinchey did another excellent round of blocking vs Wake Forest to help Notre Dame gain 720 total yards of offense including 380 on the ground.  Keep on blocking Big Mike so we can get #33 to truck it to New York City.

It's official!  Da U is back!  

Not only did the Hurricanes win in convincing fashion on the field Saturday night vs Virginia Tech to move to 8-0 but the fans are getting back to the old "Convicts" moniker by fighting the cops in the stands.  This lovely lady obviously had one too many Hurricane drinks and needed to be escorted by mosh pit by Miami's finest when she made the mistake to throw a couple of punches at a cop.  The cop did not like her swipe and abruptly knocked her ass out cold with a backhand.

So what's the verdict on this altercation?

First we got an obvious penalty on the drunk female.  You can't assault an officer.  It's not recommended.  Second you can't strike her back like that when she is being carried by three other officers.  What we have here is offsetting penalties.  Replay the down.

In the meantime the undefeated Hurricanes will be hosting ESPN's College Game Day for the first time in over a decade as the #3 Notre Dame Fighting Irish visit this Saturday.  The game will be in primetime on ABC.  It feels like old times as we get a good old fashion "Catholics vs Convicts" game that actually means something.

Get your Catholics vs Convicts shirt here!

I mean you can't swing at a cop, but lay her down & cuff her. Don't throw a hook. Expect lawyers to be involved... pic.twitter.com/d1WuNQ7DQM

— College Sports Only (@OfficialCSO) November 5, 2017

It's official!  Da U is back!  

Not only did the Hurricanes win in convincing fashion on the field Saturday night vs Virginia Tech to move to 8-0 but the fans are getting back to the old "Convicts" moniker by fighting the cops in the stands.  This lovely lady obviously had one too many Hurricane drinks and needed to be escorted by mosh pit by Miami's finest when she made the mistake to throw a couple of punches at a cop.  The cop did not like her swipe and abruptly knocked her ass out cold with a backhand.

So what's the verdict on this altercation?

First we got an obvious penalty on the drunk female.  You can't assault an officer.  It's not recommended.  Second you can't strike her back like that when she is being carried by three other officers.  What we have here is offsetting penalties.  Replay the down.

In the meantime the undefeated Hurricanes will be hosting ESPN's College Game Day for the first time in over a decade as the #3 Notre Dame Fighting Irish visit this Saturday.  The game will be in primetime on ABC.  It feels like old times as we get a good old fashion "Catholics vs Convicts" game that actually means something.

Get your Catholics vs Convicts shirt here!

The looks on Jameis Winston's teammates faces says it all.  What in the world are you talking about?  Did Jameis get himself some of those voodoo bath salts in New Orleans and wants to eat Drew Brees face?  I don't know because I have no clue what he is talking about.  Eat a W?  No wonder the Buccaneers are 2-6 and last place in the NFC South Division at the NFL midseason point.  They have a QB in Jameis who is talking about eating a W.  A W!  Why don't we focus on getting the ball to Mike Evans and DeSean Jackson on a consistent level instead of trying to eat your fucking hand Jameis.

If only you could imagine.

Inside the mind of Heisman candidate Josh Adams.#GoIrish #33Trucking #BeatWake pic.twitter.com/wVhZYbo36N

— Notre Dame Football (@NDFootball) November 4, 2017

After watching this video I think it's safe to say the Heisman Trophy voters will be paying extra close attention to Notre Dame RB Josh Adams for the rest of the season.  Not only is Adams a captain, team leader, and a great person who has earned everything by his hard work and will on and off the field but he's also a bonafide college football superstar.  His resume speaks for itself.  Now it's just a matter of the voters recognizing his talents and what he brings to the Notre Dame football program both on the field but also off it.

Needless to say after watching this goose bump inducing video Josh Adams has our vote.

I think it's safe to say after the last two weeks of nearly 200 rushing yards per game performances against top 15 opponents that Josh Adams is officially a "Heisman Trophy" candidate.  One week after torching USC for 191 yards and averaging 10 ypc to go along with 3 touchdowns "The Gazelle" again broke lose on NC State for 202 yards.  NC State came into the game riding a 6-game winning streak with the 6th ranked rush defense.  It didn't matter as Adams trucked them and the Fighting Irish ran for over 300 yards on the ground which included this great post game locker room speech from head coach Brian Kelly... 

With another 35-14 drubbing of a ranked opponent Notre Dame sees itself open at #3 in the playoff committee poll.  In large part this is thanks to Adams and his ability to break open games with quick bursts through the line while running for 60 plus yards to a score like a wild gazelle in the Safari.

For the season Adams has rushed for 1169 yards while averaging nearly 9 yards per carry.  His rushing stats put him 5th in the nation but he's also sat out nearly 10 quarters this season because Notre Dame has blown out everybody not named Georgia.  According to ESPN's "Heisman Watch" Adams is now 5th in the voting and finally getting the national recognition which is extremely odd when you are talking about a player from Notre Dame.

Notre Dame's remaining opponents in rushing D:
Wake: 89th
Miami: 83rd
Navy: 76th
Stanford: 96th

— Mike Vorel (@mikevorel) October 30, 2017

 With games coming up against the likes of Wake Forest, Miami, Navy and Stanford who all rank below 75th in the nation in rush defense don't be surprised to see Adams shatter the ND single season rushing record (1437 yards) which came nearly 40 years ago by Vagas Ferguson.  When you start talking about breaking records at a blue blood program like Notre Dame with a top 5 ranking it's fair to say Adams will get an invite at the very least to New York City for the Heisman Trophy presentation.

And for what it's worth Notre Dame has gone full on promoting Josh Adams for the Heisman with their newly released #33Trucking Hats.  This hat isn't a want hat.  It's a NEED hat.

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While Carson Wentz was scalping the Redskins on Monday Night in Philadelphia further enhancing his MVP first half case you had an even bigger fight off the field and what brought back memories of the Broad Street Bullies at old Veteran's Stadium. One of Washington's finest drunk fans sporting an 0-6 MNF Kirk Cousin's jersey decided to get his knuckles a little dirty and let loose on an all-time great haymaker. It almost looked like the haymaker was in slow motion because these two assholes were so intoxicated they could barely walk much less fight with any sort of defense. There were no putting up the dukes as the Eagles fan leaned in and took a mean right hook to his glass jaw and went down faster than a Kardashian at a NBA party. So while the Redskins took it on the chin from the Wentzwagon on Monday at least one Redskins fan can forever live in drunk internet knockout glory.

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I'm not even here to hate on this pro move in Miami. The Dolphins might have lost Jay Cutler to broken ribs but after seeing this golden feat I think the Fins found their new QB who pisses excellence. I didn't even know women could do this. All this time I thought they had to squat like they were dropping a deuce and lo and behold they can shoot it out like a man. And we all know the women's lines to the stalls are ridiculously long so I'm not going to get "pissed" off if some broad comes in and starts shooting Bud Light all over the urinal cakes. You do what you gotta do.

By the way this is the same exact way I pissed till I hit 6th grade. Just had my GD undies and pants down to my knees while I pissed and showed everybody my white Irish ass in all it's glory. In fact I might bring back this diabolical urination move.