I'm not even here to hate on this pro move in Miami. The Dolphins might have lost Jay Cutler to broken ribs but after seeing this golden feat I think the Fins found their new QB who pisses excellence. I didn't even know women could do this. All this time I thought they had to squat like they were dropping a deuce and lo and behold they can shoot it out like a man. And we all know the women's lines to the stalls are ridiculously long so I'm not going to get "pissed" off if some broad comes in and starts shooting Bud Light all over the urinal cakes. You do what you gotta do.
By the way this is the same exact way I pissed till I hit 6th grade. Just had my GD undies and pants down to my knees while I pissed and showed everybody my white Irish ass in all it's glory. In fact I might bring back this diabolical urination move.
