I had to take a deep breath after inhaling this new Westworld trailer for season 3. March 15th can't get here faster. Shit we are looking at just over three weeks away! It looks like we got all the great characters back from the first two seasons and now we are gonna sprinkle in a little bit of that blue meth known as Jessie Fucking Pinkman which should absolutely blow our minds.
If season 3 lives up to the trailer's hype are we talking about Westworld as being one of the best television shows in history? Right now it's gotta be top 25 on my list. But if it wants to go up in the rankings it's gonna need to beat out some blue bloods and not just feast on FCS opponents. If it wants to be talked about as Tier 1 program Westworld Season 3 is gonna have to go out on the road and beat the likes of a Breaking Bad, The Wire, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones and Seinfeld among others. That's no easy feat.
What if Season 3 is so great for Westworld we start talking GOAT shit about it? Do we even see a season 4 or does it walk away knowing it's place in history? If it happens then Aaron Paul knows he's the only actor to ever be on two top 5 programs. That's big swinging dick shit right there. That's scraping the ground with Moses Malone's third leg in the locker room legendary stuff right there. One can only hope.
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According to science Instagram model Hannah Palmer is the hottest thing walking on the planet right now. If you don't agree with science check out some of these examples...
Still having your doubts about the 21-year-old Hannah Palmer being the hottest smokeshow on the planet? This should squash any doubts...
I can already hear the haters out there. "Yeah but she's obviously not real" and "she's more plastic than a Barbie doll" and you know what you couldn't be more wrong. Remember this is science we are talking about. You can't dispute it. To prove the doubters wrong Hannah heroically went out and got a breast exam to prove those babies are real.
So is Hannah Palmer in fact the hottest thing walking on the planet right now? Yes. And don't even bother trying to argue it.
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Hank Aaron thinks the people involved with the Houston Astros stealing signs scandal should be banned for life
.@craigmelvin asked Hank Aaron about the Astros’ scandal during a recent interview: “Do you think the punishment fit the crime?”— TODAY (@TODAYshow) February 6, 2020
“No, I don’t. I think whoever did that should be out of baseball the rest of their life.” -Aaron pic.twitter.com/PTLF6z9azs
Hammerin' Hank Aaron laying down the hammer on the Houston Astros. While I think it might be a little extreme to ban them for life I do agree with the baseball legend that not enough was done to the Astros in light of the cheating scandal. If you get caught cheating by purposely stealing signs using technology it's a permanent stain on the game. It's not fair play and the Astros should have to give up their World Series pennant for cheating.
The Astros fired their GM and manager and had to give up draft picks for the next two years but the players who did the actual cheating got immunity. I'm talking players like Jose Altuve and Alec Bregman who didn't even bother to apologize aren't even facing any repercussions at all. They get to skate free. And it's bull shit. They should at least face a suspension of a month. Minimum.
What do you think about Hank Aaron saying they should be banned from the game for life?
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Patrick Mahomes catches and chugs a beer with the grace of a gazelle at the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Parade
Smooth operator 🐐 pic.twitter.com/1vGbEDsAR7— The Kingdom (@MahomeSZN) February 5, 2020
Those hands of Patrick Mahomes are Charmin soft with cat-like reflexes. It's no easy feat to catch a beer in a moving vehicle while some Kansas City drunk throws it to you like Reggie Ball on a crossing route to Calvin Johnson. But Mahomes, the Super Bowl MVP winning QB at 24, handles it like the pro he is. And not only does he catch it effortlessly he chugs the beer like a god damn Stone Cold Steve Austin maniac.
Don't change Mahomes. Don't ever change.
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Also check out this long completion to tight end Travis Kelce...
Patrick Mahomes spotted in a "The Great State of Kansas" Football shirt inspired by a deleted Donald Trump Tweet
Patrick Mahomes is LIV-in the good life right now. He just won Kansas City their first Super Bowl in 50 years while taking home the Super Bowl MVP with a spectacular 4th quarter come-from-behind victory over the San Francisco 49ers. It was such a big victory for Kansas City that US President Donald Trump decided to send out a congratulatory tweet on Twitter which has since been deleted but seen here...
Yes indeed congrats to "The Great State of Kansas" on their victory. Nevermind Kansas City is actually in Missouri. Potato potatoe as they say. Well at least everybody has a sense of humor, most notably Patrick Mahomes, who was spotted wearing "The Great State of Kansas" spoof shirt at the Chiefs Parade.
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How do you make this golf putt at the Waste Management Open when you have a woman flashing her boobs?
Simple answer: You don't.
I mean I get it there is a reason why these guys are professional golfers and I am not. But they are human. Just like you and me. There is no way you make a putt when you got a couple of Hindenbergs flashing you in the hot Arizona sun. It's blinding.
I gotta make it out to Scottsdale sometime for this tournament. It's the greatest, wildest golf tournament on the planet. Anything goes. It's like the Masters but on steroids with strippers everywhere.
God bless the USA.
Prepare to have this stuck in your head all day.— The Ringer (@ringer) September 23, 2019
🎵 Pat Mahoooomes, take me hooooome 🎵 pic.twitter.com/PypjM9iRJP
Go Wild Kansas City fans. Pat Mahomes is one step away from bringing a long coveted Super Bowl back home to Kansas City from Miami this Sunday. Will he pull it off vs the San Francisco 49ers? I think so. I'm a betting man and right now I'm heavily leaning Chiefs this week. I just don't see the 49ers stopping Mahomes and Kelce.