Is Instagram model Hannah Palmer the hottest smokeshow on the planet?

According to science Instagram model Hannah Palmer is the hottest thing walking on the planet right now.  If you don't agree with science check out some of these examples...



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Still having your doubts about the 21-year-old Hannah Palmer being the hottest smokeshow on the planet? This should squash any doubts...

I can already hear the haters out there. "Yeah but she's obviously not real" and "she's more plastic than a Barbie doll" and you know what you couldn't be more wrong. Remember this is science we are talking about. You can't dispute it. To prove the doubters wrong Hannah heroically went out and got a breast exam to prove those babies are real.

So is Hannah Palmer in fact the hottest thing walking on the planet right now? Yes.  And don't even bother trying to argue it.  

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Houston Asterisks T-Shirts now for sale

Public enemy #1 in baseball deserves this shirt. The Houston Astros deserve an asterisk after cheating the game in 2017-2019. Buy the official Houston Asterisks shirt here!
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Fire Manfred T-Shirts now for sale

Now is your chance to get another original t-shirt.  Here is our "Fire Manfred" t-shirt in honor of the baseball commissioner who continues to give immunity to cheaters (Houston Astros) while the rest of the players and fans remain irate at his action.

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Hank Aaron thinks the people involved with the Houston Astros stealing signs scandal should be banned for life

Hammerin' Hank Aaron laying down the hammer on the Houston Astros.  While I think it might be a little extreme to ban them for life I do agree with the baseball legend that not enough was done to the Astros in light of the cheating scandal.  If you get caught cheating by purposely stealing signs using technology it's a permanent stain on the game.  It's not fair play and the Astros should have to give up their World Series pennant for cheating.  

The Astros fired their GM and manager and had to give up draft picks for the next two years but the players who did the actual cheating got immunity.  I'm talking players like Jose Altuve and Alec Bregman who didn't even bother to apologize aren't even facing any repercussions at all.  They get to skate free.  And it's bull shit.  They should at least face a suspension of a month.  Minimum.

What do you think about Hank Aaron saying they should be banned from the game for life?

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Patrick Mahomes catches and chugs a beer with the grace of a gazelle at the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Parade

Those hands of Patrick Mahomes are Charmin soft with cat-like reflexes.  It's no easy feat to catch a beer in a moving vehicle while some Kansas City drunk throws it to you like Reggie Ball on a crossing route to Calvin Johnson.  But Mahomes, the Super Bowl MVP winning QB at 24, handles it like the pro he is.  And not only does he catch it effortlessly he chugs the beer like a god damn Stone Cold Steve Austin maniac.

Don't change Mahomes.  Don't ever change.

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Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce for President 2020 

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Patrick Mahomes spotted in a "The Great State of Kansas" Football shirt inspired by a deleted Donald Trump Tweet

Patrick Mahomes is LIV-in the good life right now.  He just won Kansas City their first Super Bowl in 50 years while taking home the Super Bowl MVP with a spectacular 4th quarter come-from-behind victory over the San Francisco 49ers.  It was such a big victory for Kansas City that US President Donald Trump decided to send out a congratulatory tweet on Twitter which has since been deleted but seen here...

Yes indeed congrats to "The Great State of Kansas" on their victory.  Nevermind Kansas City is actually in Missouri.  Potato potatoe as they say.  Well at least everybody has a sense of humor, most notably Patrick Mahomes, who was spotted wearing "The Great State of Kansas" spoof shirt at the Chiefs Parade.

Good news is you can now purchase "The Great State of Kansas" t-shirts to join in on the joke.  So be sure to join the allegiance of Chiefs Kingdom with this classic shirt!

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How do you make this golf putt at the Waste Management Open when you have a woman flashing her boobs?

Simple answer: You don't.

I mean I get it there is a reason why these guys are professional golfers and I am not.  But they are human.  Just like you and me.  There is no way you make a putt when you got a couple of Hindenbergs flashing you in the hot Arizona sun.  It's blinding.

I gotta make it out to Scottsdale sometime for this tournament. It's the greatest, wildest golf tournament on the planet.  Anything goes.  It's like the Masters but on steroids with strippers everywhere.

God bless the USA.

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The Kansas City Super Bowl Song that has gone viral: Pat Mahomes, Take Me Home

Go Wild Kansas City fans.  Pat Mahomes is one step away from bringing a long coveted Super Bowl back home to Kansas City from Miami this Sunday.  Will he pull it off vs the San Francisco 49ers?  I think so.  I'm a betting man and right now I'm heavily leaning Chiefs this week.  I just don't see the 49ers stopping Mahomes and Kelce.

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Get the official SportsCrack Mahomes Kelce 2020 Election Shirt here!

Get the Mahomes Kelce 2020 shirt that is even hotter than the Miami nights.  This week is the Big Game so why not wear the best Kansas City shirt you can find on the market.  Order below....
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Buy the hat that's gone viral here: Big Dick Joe hats as seen on Joe Burrow last night in New Orleans

Last night after completing a perfect 15-0 season for the LSU Tigers by defeating the Clemson Tigers in the National Championship Game Heisman Trophy Winner sat back and enjoyed a cigar.



What you might not have recognized was the purple hat he was wearing.  On his lap it's a hat that says "BIG DICK JOE".  It perfectly sums up what Joe Burrow did to the rest of the college football nation this past season.  He went in with no apologies and a bulging head full of confidence and mushroom tipped the likes of Clemson, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Florida, Auburn on his way to a Heisman Trophy, multiple QB records, and last night capped it off with a National Championship Trophy.

Indeed that is Big Dick Joe for you.  Get the best Joe Burrow hat on the market here before they sell out!

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