This Georgia Mall Drop Kick Fight is why the state needed to open back up

Oh my god yes folks we are finally getting back to normal.  Georgia doing Georgia things.

Everyone on the internet has been bitching and moaning about Georgia opening up too quickly while the "pandemic" is still not flattened out.  We know why they have been bitching: jealousy.  Shit I would be pissed off too if my state told me I wasn't essential and I couldn't do anything besides go to the grocery store and the drug store.  

Down here in Georgia we got important things like the CDC headquarters and apparently dudes in Oilers jerseys with flying drop kicks at Cumberland Mall to break up fights with the shorties.  Back in my day we called them chickenheads.  That's probably considered racist these days so don't repeat it.  Anywho probably a smart move by Gretzky to high tail it out of there because it looked like the shortie he drop kicked might be reaching for a firearm in her bag.

Now it's time to get back home and Quarantine and Chill.  I give this fight a 7.6.


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The Los Angeles Chargers new uniforms are ELECTRIC

You want to talk about hitting a walk off HR in the team uniform category well I present to you the new Los Angeles Chargers uniforms.  Just look at these sweet bolts of fashion...

Are you fucking kidding me?  It's hard for me to pick out which combo I like best.  The middle two might be my favorite but then I dig the all royal blue jerseys as much as the all-white jerseys and pants combo.  Damn you Chargers for making one of the best uniforms in the NFL.

It will be fun to see which rookie QB collects the most grass stains on those fresh white uniforms.  It could be Tua, Herbert or some other unlucky schmuck.


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Dodgers pitcher Joe Kelly works on his changeup at home by busting his bedroom window

That's not how it's suppose to work.  A major league pitcher should not be breaking windows because of impeccable bad location. 

Los Angeles Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly was working on what looked to be a circle change in his back yard only to miss the net because he obviously sucks.  I mean good God sir how do you miss the net from just a few feet away and still collect a MLB salary (he's due $8.5 million this season)?  I can throw left handed more accurately than Kelly can throw a change up.

After seeing this I think it would be wise for the Dodgers to just keep letting Kelly quarantine at home even when baseball starts back up.  There's no need to get people hurt with his shitty location.

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McKayla Maroney aka Bitchface passes the TikTok challenge "Is your Ass Flat"


u know the challenge

♬ They Call Me Tiago (Her Name Is Margo) - Tiagz

This is what happens when you have a month of Quarantine and Chill.  Back in 2012 McKayla Maroney was America's sweetheart gymnast at the Olympics.  She brought home the 2012 team gold medal with the "Fierce Five" and won the silver medal in the individual fault when this face went viral...

She's been out of the spotlight for a while now but at just 24 years of age she has come out of the shadows (Larry Nassar reference) and done the newest "is your ass flat" TikTok challenge. And just like in 2012 when she helped the USA girls team win the gold her ass was up for the challenge, passing it by not passing her arms behind her ass.

Thank you McKayla.  With no sports going on this is the type of entertainment our country needs.  USA!  USA!  USA!

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Cleveland Browns reveal new uniforms and they aren't as shitty as you would imagine


The Cleveland Browns had nothing better to do like the rest of the NFL teams on quarantine so they decided to reveal some new uniforms.  And surprisingly they aren't that bad.  Well for the Browns that is.  In typical Browns fashion they are pretty understated and normal.  Brown, white, and orange combos with no logos is about as Cleveland as it gets.  The design is good and it looks clean to me.  They didn't put a big CLE on it like the Falcons did with ATL on their jerseys.  They didn't put a Dawg for the Dawgpound on the helmet.  Just a typical orange helmet with some stripes. 

So yeah go crazy Cleveland.  I'm sure these exciting uniforms will sell out quickly with everybody getting their stimulus checks today.

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This Miami Dolphins cheerleader Paige Lillian released a quarantine dance video we all needed

I can't say this more than enough but thank you Paige Lillian.  We have gone over a month now without any sports and some us (looking directly in the mirror) are going stir crazy.  Luckily Paige, the 2018 and 2020 Pro Bowl Pro Bowl Cover Girl, has our mental health backs with this great dance routine.

If you want to see more of Paige go check out her Instagram.

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The new TGII 21 ATL Jersey Shirt is out for sale!

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Ian Book's "A Day in the Life" at home shows he is still getting some offseason work in

This is definitely been the weirdest, most socially distanced offseason of college football ever in my lifetime. Notre Dame QB Ian Book decided to come back for a 5th season in January because he had dreams of winning a National Championship with his teammates. Unfortunately with spring ball cancelled and every student forced to return home because of the pandemic it's been tough for the players to get their daily workouts in.

Book gives us a glimpse into his Monday workouts back in California.  And just like myself he starts off with some coffee and eggs...

Nobody really knows when exactly the players will be allowed to return to campus. Head coach Brian Kelly says he wants it to be in early June to prepare for the 2020 season. But at this moment we are all just prisoners to the "who the fuck knows?" department.

This offseason was going to be key for Book and new offensive coordinator Tommy Rees building some rhythm coming off the impressive finish of the 2019 season.  Having to replace the three top receiving targets in Chase Claypool, Cole Kmet and Chris Finke, as well as the leading rusher in RB Tony Jones Jr., the spring is imperative for offseason development and chemistry.

Now we are looking at a crash course of developing the offense with new starters like WR Kevin Austin, TE Tommy Tremble and WR Braden Lenzy.  Not to mention whomever wins the starting RB with Jahmir Smith, C'Bo Flemister, Jafar Armstrong, Kyren Williams battling it out along with incoming freshman 5-star recruit Chris Tyree.  Luckily all have had at least two years experience catching with Book with the exceptions of Williams and Tyree.  Also ND has the luck of returning 6 guys with starting experience on the offensive line so protection shouldn't be an issue with Book. 

Hopefully we can see Book on campus sooner than later throwing bombs to Austin and Lenzy and get back to somewhat normal life and enjoy Notre Dame football.  Fingers crossed.



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Samuel L Jackson's PSA "Stay the Fuck at Home" is dead on

I know it's been 3 weeks now of quarantine at home and it sucks and blah blah blah but Samuel L Jackson has the perfect message for all of you who are not following the rules. STAY THE FUCK AT HOME!

It's simple.  Stay home.  Watch Netflix and Chill.  And pray we get a football season.  Stay safe and healthy out there.

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Some Good News with John Krasinski is the video you need while we keep social distancing

It's been a tough month for a lot of us while we battle this worldwide pandemic.  Since we can't seem to get any good news from CNN or Fox News or any of the MSM outlets lately it was refreshing to get this uplifting video from John Krasinki aka "Jim" from The Office.

Well done "Jim" and bravo to the guest appearance from Steve Carrell.

True confession: I just started watching The Office last week.  I know it sounds crazy.  For whatever reason I never gave the hit NBC show a shot before.  Probably because I'm not a big fan of Network comedy shows because of the censorship of language.  But holy shit I'm almost through two seasons and The Office is hilarious.

The characters of Michael Scott (Steve Carrell) and Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) are consistently laugh out loud funny.  Michael Scott, the regional manager of Dunder Miffin, just says whatever is on his mind despite how inappropriate it is. Scott reminds me of what I would probably be if I were a boss in a real life office setting.  I would have 100% been fired for saying something inappropriate.  Probably within the first month.  HR would not be my friend.  It's just my nature.  Hence why I work for myself. 

Schrute mannerisms make me laugh all the time.  He's just such a nerd who lacks any common sense or social skills. You can't help but laugh at him as the "assistant to the regional manager" title he bestows upon himself.

I'm warming up to "Pam" and "Jim" even though I'm not huge fans of their characters at this point.  I know eventually they get together but I just don't see why Jim has such a big crush on Pam.  Pam annoys the shit out of me to be honest. 

Since we got time to kill in this "Quarantine and Chill" period we currently are living in I highly recommend watching The Office on Netflix for all 10 of you who haven't.  Or just go back and watch it again for all the fans of this show.

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