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Video from a bar scuffle in Nashville involving Rex and Rob Ryan... pic.twitter.com/DXtVNkiPxo

— Tom Martin (@4TomMartin) June 5, 2017

They might not be in the NFL anymore but you know brothers Rob and Rex Ryan don't mess around even at their older, more supposedly wiser ages.  Rob and Rex were caught in a bar fight in Nashville while in town for the Stanley Cup (Go Predators!) at none other than Margaritaville.  Apparently some drunk ass threw a drink at one of the brothers and in true Roadhouse style Rob and his beautiful flowing locks of hair went straight for the jugular.  If you get in a fight and a dude goes straight for your throat especially a guy the size of Rob you probably should have a beer bottle in hand to crush over their skull.  You gotta love the Bryce Harper Nationals jersey too.  That jersey is just hanging on for dear life by every button ready to pop.  Nothing says I came here to drink some beer and beat some ass than a Bryce road jersey in Nashville.

Two of the top 3 Heisman vote getters from 2016 are back including the winner Lamar "Action" Jackson.  But like last year Jackson came from out of nowhere to win the school's first ever Heisman Trophy for Louisville so don't take this list as the end all, be all.

Here is a look at the preseason candidates I feel have the best chance of hoisting the hardware in New York City.

THE FAVORITES

Lamar Jackson, QB, Louisville: A playmaker with his arms and legs the reigning Heisman winner will have his work cut out for him this season as every opponent's objective will be to contain him.  He took an insane amount of sacks last year: 46.  Needs to cut it in half if he hopes to even walk to NYC.

Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma: Wake n Bake has back-to-back NYC invites in his back pocket as a Heisman finalist.  If he wants to win one this season he has to beat Ohio State in Columbus.

Sam Darnold, QB, USC: Darnold seems to have the early momentum going for him in terms of preseason Heisman hype.  Not a starter at the beginning of the 2016 season, he led USC to 9 straight wins to close out the year.  If he puts up the numbers he did or exceeds them he's a lock for an invite.

JT Barrett, QB, Ohio State: It was a rocky up and down season for Barrett last year despite getting the Buckeyes to the College Football playoffs.  His QBR continues to decline as he gets older which is alarming.

Jake Browning, QB, Washington: After having shoulder surgery it appears the Pac-12 Offensive player of the year is ready to roll and get the Huskies back to the playoffs.  After finishing 6th last year in Heisman voting his main competition will be Darnold for West coast votes.

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Deondre Francois, QB, FSU: Francois will get plenty of chances to make a Heisman push starting with week 1 in Atlanta vs Alabama.  

Saquon Barkley, RB, Penn State: The Big Ten offensive player of the year appears to be the best returning back in the nation.  If Barkley puts up another 2000 plus all-purpose yards and has Penn State in National Title consideration he should "hurdle" to get an invite.

Jalen Hurts, QB, Alabama: The SEC offensive player of the year as only a true freshman Hurts will need to improve his passing efficiency as teams will continue to stack the box in order to stop the run.

Mason Rudolph, QB, Oklahoma State: The rising senior had a spectacular 28 TD-to-4 INT ratio last year.  Perhaps one of the more underrated players in the nation, if Rudolph can get the Cowboys a Big 12 Championship he will be a contender for the Heisman.

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Seth Rosen, QB, UCLA: Coming off shoulder surgery the Rosen One will need to live up to his high school hype and beat the likes of crosstown rival USC in order to crack consideration.

Derwin James, S, FSU: James is coming off a meniscus tear in his left knee that caused him to redshirt 2016 season.  While he is a safety he is also a special enough athlete to garner recognition like Jabrill Peppers did last year for Michigan.

Bo Scarbrough, RB, Alabama: Coming off a broken leg in the National Title game vs Clemson no Heisman list would be complete without at least one Bama running back on it.  Scarbrough will get plenty of chances to make a statement like Mark Ingram and Derrick Henry did starting in week 1 vs FSU.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT

QUARTERBACKS: Trace McSorley (Penn State), Luke Falk (Washington State), Nick Fitzgerald (Mississippi State), Quinton Flowers (South Florida), Josh Allen (Wyoming)

RUNNING BACKS: Royce Freeman (Oregon), Nick Chubb (UGA),  Josh Adams (Notre Dame), Derrius Guice (LSU), Kamryn Pettway (Auburn)

WIDE RECEIVERS: James Washington (Oklahoma State), Calvin Ridley (Alabama), Equanimeous St. Brown (Notre Dame), Courtland Sutton (SMU)

THE MULTIPURPOSE CANDIDATES

Christian Kirk, WR, Texas A&M: Coming off nearly a 1000 yard season receiving Kirk also had 3 kick returns for TDs last season.  He's one of the most dynamic players in the nation and will be feared by all special teams coordinators.

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Jarrett Stidham, QB, Auburn: The Baylor transfer is already getting serious Heisman dark horse consideration talk down in Auburn because of his dual-threat capabilities.  If Stidham can lead Auburn to a SEC Championship game you better believe he can also make it to NYC for a Heisman invite.

Brandon Wimbush, QB, Notre Dame: The redshirt sophomore is the unquestioned leader of the ND offense now with Deshone Kizer in the NFL.  Wimbush has the same build and leadership skills of Brady Quinn who was a two-time finalist and also has plenty of offensive weapons around him to lead a potent Fighting Irish attack this fall.

Kyle Allen, QB, Houston: The Texas A&M transfer put up some impressive numbers in the SEC before suffering a AC sprain in his shoulder.  At Houston he will be given the chance to run Major Applewhite's offense that should put up points and contend for a New Year's six bowl.

DEFENSIVE LONGSHOTS

Ed Oliver, DT, Houston: Defensive players have basically next to none shot at winning the Heisman but I still gotta put Oliver on this list because he's that special.  As a true freshman last year he started all 12 games and despite the constant double teams he managed to sack the QB five times.

Arden Key, DE, LSU: Key is one of the top underclassmen's in Mel Kiper's 2018 NFL Draft position rankings.  Coming off a 12 sack season the rising junior will be a force to be reckoned with all year vs the Bayou Bengals.

Dexter Lawrence, DT, Clemson: Still just considered a freshman Lawrence is a future #1 overall draft pick who is so great it would be impossible for me to keep him off this list.  While playing nine games as a true freshman Lawrence racked up 7 sacks, two fumble recoveries, two block kicks and a team-leading 20 QB pressures.  It would not be shocking to see Lawrence get double digit sack numbers this season.

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It's one thing to be the head coach of the Florida Gators and look goofy as your team gets it's ass kicked once again in the SEC Championship by Alabama but Jim McElwain is taking it to a whole other level with this viral picture.  

Now Florida and McElwain have come out and flat out denied it's him but we all know it's him.  If it walks, talks and smiles like a shark fucker it's definitely McElwain.

You can't look at this face and say that's not a shark diddler:

The work room pic.twitter.com/0v2Btv5s40

— Julio Jones (@juliojones_11) May 3, 2017

Falcons All-Pro wide receiver Julio Jones posted the Atlanta Falcons' offseason workout video on his Twitter today and while it may be mild in nature damn does it make me long for some football.

I haven't talked about the Super Bowl because honestly it still hurts.  It was the biggest choke in NFL history.  The Falcons should have a Lombardi Trophy and the city should still be celebrating it.  

But it didn't happen.  Now we get to see the Falcons get back to work.  All those extra reps in the weight room are going to pay off this fall.  The hunger to be best is evident on Matt Ryan and Julio's faces.  Now they just got to complete the mission.

You can't blame Manny Machado here for wearing his emotions on his sleeve.  The Red Sox have had their pink hat panties in a bunch ever since Machado slid into Dustin Pedroia 10 days ago.  It was pretty clear when the slide happened that Machado wasn't trying to hurt Pedroia.  He even caught him and tried to hold up to prevent further injury.  If you have ever watched Machado run the bases despite his enormous talent you will realize he is an awful baserunner and even worst slider.  It's could be due to the fact he's blown out both knees already.  

Anyways the Red Sox kept drinking their cranberry juice and two days later Matt Barnes threw at Machado's head.  It was a bush league move and honestly it was expected because the Red Sox are managed by a notorious cocksucker in John Farrell.  I mean that as respectfully as it's written.  The Orioles take the high road and Machado shows his maturity by not charging the mound.  

It should have been over but fast forward to Monday night with Baltimore in Fenway Park.  You have racist fans throwing out N-word insults to Orioles centerfielder Adam Jones and even throwing a bag of peanuts at him as he's leaving the field.  It was an ugly scene.  We all know Boston has a reputation for being a racist city it just sucks to see it in 2017.  As liberal as it is it's still a place where black people aren't really welcomed unless they are helping you win a championship and even then you still aren't completely welcomed.  Case in point Bill Russell.  So Boston does the right thing and their mayor, governor, team president, GM, players, etc. all come out and apologize for the behavior and actions that Jonesy was victim to.  All appeared good when the Fenway faithful gave Jonesy a standing ovation with his first plate appearance in the first.  Even Sox starting pitcher Chris Sale backed off the mound and let Jonesy sink in the moment.  I give props to those actions.  Unfortunately all the good will ended with the next batter.

Machado comes up after Jones strikes out and the first pitch is directly behind his knee caps.  Sale clearly threw it at Machado but missed him.  Machado and the Orioles again took the high road and didn't start a bench clearing brawl.  The Red Sox apparently still had a heavy flow of vaginal secretion from the night before because Mookie Betts got hit by Dylan Bundy in the 6th inning of a two run ball game.  A game in which the Orioles were winning.  A game in which they put Betts at first with the hot hitting Hanley Ramirez coming up next.  But the Red Sox insist it was intentional.  You can't fix stupid.

I don't blame Machado at all for going off on the entire Red Sox organization.  Could he have said it more eloquently with less profanity?  Sure.  But we are talking about a player who did nothing wrong and even Pedroia acknowledged it and threw his own team under the bus saying they handled it wrong and it wasn't him.  They have now thrown at Machado five times this year.  Of course he is going to get pissed off and drop some F bombs and call out the Red Sox as a classless organization because that is the way they are behaving.

The Red Sox need to grow the fuck up.  Not every hard slide or inside pitch is meant to injure you.  I've never seen a more sensitive bunch of babies on a baseball field and I blame it all on their manager in Farrell.  He's the douche who keeps poking the flames.  He's the one telling Eduardo Rodriguez, Barnes and now Sale to throw at Machado.  Farrell should be suspended for a long, long time but of course MLB does nothing to protect one of their biggest stars in Machado.  They gave Barnes a 4 game suspension.  Now imagine if they throw at Machado again tonight and he charges the mound like he did last year on Royals pitcher Yordano Ventura (RIP).  Machado is looking at a 4 game suspension at a minimum.  

You know it's got embarrassing for the Red Sox when ex-players like Mike Lowell and Pedro Martinez basically apologize and are embarrassed by the actions of the team right now.  This bush league shit needs to stop before somebody gets seriously hurt.  One fastball to the head can not only end a career but it can end a life.  Unfortunately the Red Sox don't have the leadership to accept responsibility for their idiotic behavior.

Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and the land???? #owlup

— Lane Kiffin (@Lane_Kiffin) May 2, 2017

Sitting here on a beautiful Tuesday afternoon thinking about what to write and Lane Kiffin just throws out a total mindfuck bomb.  You know the old saying never bring sand to the beach?  How about we tell college football coaches to never think too much into things that throws our brain into a mental pretzel.