:13 mark - Colbert switches “beers” and looks off camera to (I’m assuming) his Producer.
— Steve Braband (@stevebraband) March 13, 2018
I’m calling BS.
Glasses were assigned/rigged.
It’s water. pic.twitter.com/JYuwA7fe7Q
First thing I thought when I saw this "beer chugging" contest was that it had to be fake. I've heard stories about Tom Brady and his strict diet and the fact that he hasn't aged in 20 years. This however was no vampire blood he was chugging. Everybody knows beer and alcohol consumption ages this skin. I'm a prime example of a beer guzzling lab rat. The foam on Brady's glass looks like beer. You could tell Brady enjoyed chugging the beer not by his smile (dude has had so much botox he passes as Jim Carrey's stunt double in The Mask) but by the glimmer of happiness in his eyes. Stephen Colbert on the other hand is clearly a pussy who can't handle his beer because that is not a beer he's drinking. No foam means it's likely apple juice or some white guilt piss he consumes daily to make himself feel more worthy. Colbert switched the glasses at the last moment knowing he was about to give Brady his man juice. Kind of sucks. I would have loved to seen Brady's face when realizing Colbert ate too much asparagus as he brings the beer near his mouth and whiffs the aroma of white guilt and sulphur.
In conclusion Brady is drinking real beer and Colbert is drinking white guilt juice. Neither is surprising.
