You guys seriously want a QB who runs like Mose Schrute? pic.twitter.com/IwlyVdrAYw
— Joe #SammyDToCLE (@_joenick22_) March 5, 2018
After watching Wyoming QB Josh Allen run a respectable 4.76 at the NFL combine 40-yard dash I quickly wiped away the tears of laughter and came up with his nickname: Whiskey Dick Arm.
It's preposterous the way his left, non throwing, arm swings like a noodle coming out of a hot pan. It's like a snake flapping in the dirt after getting his head cut off by farmer Joe. Josh Allen's left arm is like a young man's whiskey dick trying to please farmer Joe's daughter after one too many.
Forrest Gump could be heard messing his pants from the stands with Allen's ridiculous running form. I don't know about you but no self respecting athlete runs like they slept on their left arm for 8 hours. Was Allen trying to perform "the stranger" the night before and never regained blood flow to his Rosy mistress?
After watching this 40-yard dash I'd have to take Allen completely off my draft board. I can't have my QB aka face of the franchise running around with a whiskey dick arm. It's horrible for team morale.
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