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President Trump embraced #WashingtonNationals catcher Kurt Suzuki, a fourth generation Japanese-American, after he put on his #MAGA hat during today's White House celebration #WorldSeries2019 https://t.co/atVdHkidq0 pic.twitter.com/XuFhEtJgG2— POLITICO (@politico) November 4, 2019
I don't care what your politics are this is great entertainment. The Washington Nationals won the World Series and went to the White House to celebrate yesterday with president Donald Trump. Big swinging dick catcher Kurt Suzuki decided to wear a MAGA hat and Trump couldn't have been more proud. Look at that hug. That's the kind of loving embrace you only see from Dan Mullen's wife on his Gators players before kickoff. Those kind of hugs Make America Great Again.
As much as I wanted to avoid this whole Stormy Daniels - Donald Trump story because it has nothing to do with sports and because it was over 12 years ago well...today they released a sketch of the person who threatened Stormy to leave the Donald alone. And I'm not saying it's definitely 5-time Super Bowl Champ Tom Brady but it's definitely NOT not him.
Stormy says the guy who threatened her in parking lot in 2011 was a “well-dressed” guy. He said: “Leave Mr. Trump alone,” she says, and his face is burned into her memory.— MJ Lee (@mj_lee) April 17, 2018
He looks awfully familiar eh?
It’s all coming together pic.twitter.com/bE4GaMaAJB— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 17, 2018
Tom Brady and Donald Trump are close personal friends. Brady had been spotted with Trump many of times before he was elected president. But it wasn't till Stormy apparently didn't understand that "whore hush money" meant not to open your porn star mouth about taking the Donald's cock on the 19th hole.
"That thing we talked about with the thing. You know the thing in Vegas? It's done. The thing is done" pic.twitter.com/RJya6iL2sK— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 17, 2018
I mean it could have been any athletic good looking guy who could have threatened Stormy Daniels. I mean Tom Brady has never had hair that matches the sketch. Or has he?
Tom Brady in 2011 pic.twitter.com/lvFYHoApRV— neontaster 🚟 (@neontaster) April 17, 2018
In conclusion Tom Brady tried to help protect his buddy Donald Trump by threatening a whore who is paid to have sex on camera to not talk about doing the deed with the Donald because she took and signed a confidentiality agreement not to open her whore mouth while getting paid very well to do so. It's a love story that only Shakespeare could write.