Sammy Sosa Caught the Michael Jackson Disease, Looks Like He's Auditioning to be a Bond villain with this new look

It's not too often I'm lost for words but what in the hell happened to Sammy Sosa?  Is this some weird side effect to doing steroids?  Because make no mistake the Sosa of today is nothing like the Sosa with the Cubs.  He looks like Dave Chappelle's anchorman character.  It's almost a dead ringer.  Look...


Should I be outraged that Sosa is putting on whiteface?  Is he mocking my culture of pasty white dude who sits behind a computer and throws insults at athletes look?  What an asshole.  If I could be offended I would be.


Leave a comment