Lane Johnson Misses Nick Foles, Tweets Big Dick Nick left his condom in Philadelphia

I'll be the first to admit I pretty much ignored the rumors of Super Bowl winning QB and now former Philadelphia Eagles Nick Foles carries a big stick especially around the locker room. I just figured it was some bull shit internet story concocted by Pro Football Focus's analytical department. Well boy oh boy I guess I was wrong. Former teammate Lane Johnson took to Twitter to spill the seed/beans and confirm with the hashtag #BDN that Nick Foles does in fact have a big dick.  Now the question is what is Foles more famous or legendary for: his Super Bowl MVP winning performance or his fucking Thor hammer he hides in his jock strap?

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