It doesn't matter if you love or hate Notre Dame. Watching Quenton Nelson pancake and throw around defenders like rag dolls makes your pants a little snugger because you can't help but admire this once-in-a-generation lineman. That statement is NOT hyperbole. Nelson is the best lineman on either side of the ball to come out of college since Ndamukong Suh. It's a damn shame and disgrace Nelson didn't win the Outland Trophy Award last season. It basically dropped the Outland Trophy in importance and merit to the Gold Glove Award in baseball. We all know Big Q was the most dominating linemen in all of college football last season. It sure as shit wasn't Houston's Ed Oliver who had a somewhat disappointing sophomore season only because his freshman season was so damn great.
One of the big questions in this upcoming NFL Draft is where will Nelson, the future All-Pro, go in the draft? He's the one player most likely to start right away and be the best player at his position for the next decade barring injury.
Cleveland has picks #1 and #4 and you know they will fuck it up by taking a RB, QB and/or DB.
The Giants have the #2 pick we all know they are drafting Eli's replacement. Sorry New York. 
The Colts are at #3 and seem like a perfect fit for Nelson because they need to find bodies to protect Aaron Luck so he's not a god damn quadriplegic by the time he's collecting his NFL pension check. The Colts are a mess though and will probably take a defensive player who will be out of the league and doing blow in gay club bathroom stalls within 5 years. Mark that down.
The Broncos and Jets follow after the Browns at #5 and they both are in need of QBs.
That takes us to the Buccaneers at #7. No way on God's earth should Nelson fall below lucky number 7. And if he somehow does then you sure as shit know the Chicago Bears with his college offensive line coach in Harry Hiestand are going to be smiling ear to ear and turn the pick in before Roger Goodell can make another $40 million by fiddling his red pubic ear hair. So I'll go either Bucs or Bears for Nelson who is the best player in this draft but guards rarely if ever get picked top 5. Why? I don't know.
But if I had the #1 pick I'm taking Nelson and not worrying about the interior of my offensive line for the next decade because of manhandling like this...
BUY NOTRE DAME "PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY" WILSON FOOTBALL
