Look at that poetry in motion swing. Tiger Woods aka big swinging dick at the golf course just effortlessly hitting a "stinger" in slow motion is a thing of beauty. You know Jack Nicklaus awoke from his daily nap in a dead pool of sweat with the thought of Tiger coming to get what's his. And I'm not talking about oxy or his neighbor's daughters virginity. I'm talking about Majors. I'm talking about putting the name Tiger as the best golfer of all-time. Nicklaus probably soiled his diaper when he saw this Tiger tweet.